Urinals for Shy Men

What the f*ck

Might work well until somebody behind you shoots low. Then your shoe risks filling up with piss.

Travis, right on the money! It is amazing how many guys feel obligated to talk to you when pissing next to ya. It's like, you want to say, take care of your stuff and go away. Just because I have my dick in my hands it don't make us bro's, ok, back off! way -- off! If you look at my dick again I will beat you with it bitch!

That configuration looks like it would also discourage people from engaging me in conversation while taking care of business. I am all for it.

its not a homophobic thing. as a gay man, i'm really not homephobic. Also, i'm happy with my 'size'. and yet, i still have trouble peeing with other people nearby. Its some weird psychological thing - it even has a name: Paruresis. I think a lot more people have it then admit, but its particularly annoying as a guy. I just can't use urinals.