First there was that 2007 TU 24 asteroid that's aiming for Earth. And if that's not bad enough, there's now another danger: a spy satellite that's falling out of orbit and could hit North America in late February or early March!
That's Air Force Gen. Victor "Gene" Renuart Jr., who, all kidding aside, is acknowledging the danger:
Air Force Gen. Gene Renuart, who heads of U.S. Northern Command, told The Associated Press on Tuesday that the size of the satellite suggests that some number of pieces will not burn up as the orbiting vehicle re-enters the Earth's atmosphere and will hit the ground.
"We're aware that this satellite is out there," Renuart said. "We're aware it is a fairly substantial size. And we know there is at least some percentage that it could land on ground as opposed to in the water."
A U.S. official confirmed that the spy satellite is designated by the military as US 193. It was launched in December 2006 but almost immediately lost power and cannot be controlled. It carried a sophisticated and secret imaging sensor but the satellite's central computer failed shortly after launch. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because the information is classified as secret.
Renuart added that, "As it looks like it might re-enter into the North American area," then the U.S. military along with the Homeland Security Department and the Federal Emergency Management Agency will either have to deal with the impact or assist Canadian or Mexican authorities.
Link - Thanks Mr. Lonka!
And yes, estapler, he does look like General Hammond.
"The official spoke on condition of anonymity because the information is classified as secret."
Ummm...I guess that means the information about his identity is secret?? Sure can't be the Secret info he just gave out about the satellite!
I liked the Clancy reference too.
"Once ze satellites go up, who cares vere zey come down.."
Maggie O'Connell - a character on the canceled TV series Northern Exposure. All of her boyfriends met with strange deaths.
One of them, Rick, got nailed by a satellite. I think they pretty much had to bury it with him.