What better job is there than being a cat? Here's the resume of a guy looking for a job as ... a pet cat!
The Position
I'm hiring myself out as a pet cat to anyone who wants to own me. I truly believe I would make a great pet cat, much better than your typical cat. If you're interested we'll sign a one year contract, renegotiable at the end of the term. Basically, I'll provide all the services of a pet cat, while you pay for all my food and housing, plus incidentals.
It gets better from there! Link - via Miss Cellania
He thinks he's witty. Free-loader.
no realy