Stormtroopers Arrest Santa!

An Imperial Stormtrooper commando broke into Santa's Factory on the North Pole yesterday evening, killing an undetermined number of elves, arresting the owner and confiscating his sled. Joe Kwazansky, local spokesman for the Evil Galactic Empire in Los Angeles, appeared in a press conference this morning confirming the rumors of an Imperial takeover of Christmas' celebrations.

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You got it wrong. This is Darth Santa.

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best. picture. evar.

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hehehe :)) Cute!

Is it time to pay for being such a trespasser?

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Silly Santa! That'll teach you for breaking and entering into thousands of houses each year and making us fear because of it!

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YOU ARE PART OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE AND A TRAITOR! TAKE HIM AWAY!

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