Here's a funny article at ZUG, written by Joe the Peacock of Mentally Incontinent about his experiences working at America's favorite store: Wal-Mart ...
I first heard about the Wal-Mart position from a friend of mine who was working the early morning shift at the famous discount retailer. He explained that the electronics department needed a full-time employee on the overnight shift, because the last person who worked there was caught masturbating to a Cindy Crawford workout tape at 2 AM while the other employees were goofing off in the break room.
Sadly, I'm not kidding.
Joe went on to describe how he was pranked at Wal-Mart, got fired by an unscrupulous gang who framed him for theft, and how he got a sweet, sweet revenge: Link - via Miss Cellania (who has a whole list of Wal-Mart related websites)
I can't believe I had to read through three screens of writing to find out:
-this guy's biggest problem in life is that his co-workers at WalMart didn't like him;
-he thinks making people watch porn unintentionally is a punishment;
- his greatest achievement in life is to hijack a public address system.
Well, at least I have SOME customers who appreciate my work.
Just...not here, apparently.
--TwoDragons
Even for a "internet story" it's lacking so much validity I can't imagine there are that many gullible people around to believe it.
If this is real, I think he's an idiot. Who cares what those people thought of him? He should have moved on and learned from it instead of reacting so immaturely.