One of the first - if not the very first - controlled experiments was actually described in the Bible. In the Book of Daniel, the prophet Daniel tested the effects of eating simply (a diet of pulse or lentils and other seeds) versus a kingly feast of meat and wine:
12Prove thy servants, I beseech thee, ten days; and let them give us pulse to eat, and water to drink.
13Then let our countenances be looked upon before thee, and the countenance of the children that eat of the portion of the king's meat: and as thou seest, deal with thy servants.
14So he consented to them in this matter, and proved them ten days.
15And at the end of ten days their countenances appeared fairer and fatter in flesh than all the children which did eat the portion of the king's meat.
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I don't think that's going to go over very well with most Neatorama readers...
I guess it just goes to prove that if you get enough monkeys pounding on a typewriter, sooner or later you'll get something close to Shakespeare.
Oh, VonSkippy.. just for you.
"...it is unfair to turn round and blame the Bible because of all these legends and jokes and journalistic allusions, which are read into the Bible by people who have not read the Bible."
--G. K. Chesterton
I'm not even religious, but it just is kind of lame how you guys can be worse than the flat Earthers! :P
Unfortunately, this claim of "first" stands on the presumption that the bible is primordial.
...but of course this is a joke, so I'll let it be:)
But I agree, it is presumptuous to call it the "first" just because it's in the Bible.
Actually, the first controlled experiment was with Adam and Eve and the apple.
It's not really a controlled experiment because there there was no control group.
Experiments like this one (two group pre-test/post/test designs) are occasionally performed today, but are minimally valid because of their lack of a control group.
It appears as though there was no random allocation too. So any outcomes could easily be due to other variables.
FICTION.
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uhhh... no one above you went "batty." you made that all up in your head.