Seems like scattering one's ashes at sea is so passe - the trend now is to surreptitiously scatter ashes in ... Disneyland!
On Friday, workers at the Anaheim theme park spotted a guest on the ride sprinkling an unidentified substance into the water, prompting them to close the attraction and alert police.
... within hours of Friday's incident, online columnists and bloggers who track news at the park said they began receiving e-mails from Disney employees claiming the episode was a case of the surreptitious scattering of human ashes.
MiceAge, an online publicated edited by Disney journo Al Lutz and Kevin Yee, reported that burial at Disneyland is such a growing problem that Disney's custodial department even had a "HEPA Cleanup" procedure!