Too Legit to Knit: MC Hammer Pants Sewing Pattern - Neatorama

Found: a gruesome evidence of the bleak spot of musical history, here's a sewing pattern for the Hammer pants that MC Hammer made famous in the late 1980s!

And yes, MC Hammer is alive and well ... and he's even got a blog!

He was on that reality TV show a few years ago too. Man, he's old. ;)

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Not gonna lie... I totally had my mom make these for me in grade school. You know, they had the wing-like flaps that would cross-button in the front.

She even made matching ones for my cabbage patch.

I was soooo hip.

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my grandma made me a pair of these in the 2nd grade. i could pull them up all the way until only my head was sticking out the top.

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I remember those! But I never actually had a pair (thank goodness).

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Bleak spot in music history? Listen to " Can't touch this". I dare ya to keep still. MC hammer, the direction hip hop should have gone!

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"Too legit to quit" was the jam. Bleak spot in musical history my ass!

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Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... (Breath) ..... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... (cough, cough)... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......
(breath again) No, wait.......... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, man...... whew!
Hammer pants....

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I totally had my mom make these for me in grade school. You know, they had the wing-like flaps that would cross-button in the front.

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