Craig Zucker of Dumbledore Pride wrote to us about their new t-shirts ("Dumbledore's Army: Don't Ask, Do Tell" and "Wizards are Gay") now available for sale: Link - Thanks Craig and way to capture the new Internet meme!
Previously on Neatorama: Dumbledore was Gay, said JK Rowling
As for this post, I left out Captain Ahab's name. Oops.
I try to clear the moderation queue several times a day (less the past couple of days due to the fire business).
"wat r u talking about ted?
j.k rowling is a great writer, and ur stereotyping gays!!
and u not having an inkling about dumbledore being gay doesn’t really say much, as u dont seem that smart"
Thanks for your insight, alexa. I'm devastated that I don't appear that smart to you, of course, but I'll try to live on.
How am I stereotyping gays? By assuming that not every relationship between two (fictional, of course) people of the same gender is sexual? I just didn't get that from any of the books, and if the allusions were there (as some people say, NOW, after the announcement), they were too subtle for me. Not that we need to be hit over the head with sledgehammers, but it really wasn't that obvious.
Why is JK Rowling not great? Well, that's a subject for another book. She's not a bad author, but she's not "great". She tends to waste pages on useless stuff in the middle, then pack things in towards the end.
I say Captain was gay - he was chasing after that big Moby Dick.
Now I wonder : is Yoda gay? ;)