Caption Monkey 5: Sumo! - Neatorama

It's time for another Neatorama's Caption Monkey game! Funniest caption wins a Free Monkey Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia.

Rules are simple: one caption per comment, you can submit as many as you'd like. You can also vote for your favorite comment (no, not your own).

Funniest caption will receive a free monkey drawing - you name the monkey and Ape Lad will draw it for you - if you don't win, but still want a monkey or other critters, you can buy one directly from Ape Lad (worth the money!)

Update 8/16/07: Congratulations to Sky #1 for the winning comment:

He never knew after 6 years of schooling he would be working farts out of sumo wrestlers.

He never knew after 6 years of schooling he would be working farts out of sumo wrestlers.

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Before David met Goliath, David's half-brother Dwight had tried unsuccessfully to fell the giant...

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Jep, itÂ´s still there.

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"yep now i can see why you are unable to have sex. its not the fat you have a small tinkle winkle."

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"I think sir will find that the next size up is more comfortable"

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Apparently, Sumo wrestlers are facing the same problems as the Catholic Church...

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Barry Bond's Angel and Devil. Guess which one was for steroid use.

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...and people said Karl Rove would never find work again!

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Oooh, nice headers...

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Relentless in their search for Osama, the CIA checks every nook and cranny.

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Wow! Is that the new v12 engine?!

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Badonk-a-donk-a-donk-a-donk-a-donk-a-donk...

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The Zune tries to win market share from the iPod.

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Yep, I'm wearing him down, not much longer now! Oh yeah!!

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squishy!

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For the first time, Randall began questioning the wisdom of his occupational choices.

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"With much larger numbers, the Japanese finally fight back against the Americans"

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see I told you I had a birthmark shaped like the spaghetti monster down there.

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Sometimes all it takes is heart... other times it takes a whole lot more!

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For some reason, Left, Right, Left, Right, A + B was not working....

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"Get in my belly!"

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Martha Stewarts Tip #87: Wrestling your food is a great way to build an appetite!

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"Sir, can you move, I think you stepped over my cat"

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Dream Big.

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Matsumaeda didn't have the heart to tell him that he was not a Sumo wrestler at all, but rather a 12-year-old boy with an unusual case of sugar-induced, delusional amnesia.

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Our Sumo wrestlers will blot out the sun...

Then we'll fight in the shade!

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In a remarkable upset, referee Tim Donaghy declared Little Tommy Spencer the winner!!!

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Never tell me the odds.

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"Sis... are you in there? Kick if you can hear me!"

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Do, or do not. There is no try.

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Sumo: No no, that's the wrong way to get in my belly...

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*chime* FOUND IT!!!

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It's always the last place you look!

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The new and improved system to leave handprints on the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.

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HELLO?!...HELLO...(hello...hello...)

ECHO!!...ECHO...(echo...echo...)

*looks up*

Dude, your belly button is AMAZING!!

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"The new weightloss boy 2000! As the boy gets stronger,
you get lighter!"

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THERE'S my contact!

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Ah, you never forget your Prom.

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After 3 years trapped, Johnny finally fell out.

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"...Park guests can get up-close views of the new baby nursing, swimming and bonding with its mother by visiting the Edge of Africa underwater viewing habitat or by visiting www.buschgardens.com to view the live hippo cam."

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Michelangelo's first attempt at sculpting David from silly putty proved to be an astronomical failure...

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"Nope, its just an ingrown hair!"

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push off,slim....

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And suddenly it dawned on him... he must be adopted!

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Nope, no spare change there...

--TwoDragons

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"hey! let my friend out of there!!!"

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Exerting himself more than ever before, Johnny learns why Sumo wrestlers wear diapers.

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Oh, don't be that way! We can still be friends!

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I found it!! it was hidden under your belly!

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Huang's parents broke the controversial "one child rule", and now he pays the price.

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Little Billy helps Rosie O'Donnel see her feet for the first time in 6 years.

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When negotiations fail, sometimes you just have to kick some ass.

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Wow...when they say Pull-Ups make you a big kid now...They meant it.

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The first pictures of a Sumo wrestler giving birth to an elusive Belly-button baby were released today on CNN

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"I see it! I see it! See, just because you haven't seen it in 8 years doesn't mean it ceased to exist!"

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I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.

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The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Be gone from this belly, Satan!

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Funny, I thought I left my keys here.

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I dropped my quarter around here somewhere......

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I think i can... I Think i can...

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Suddenly, the diaper made a worrisome ripping noise.

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At least this guy is fighting back his impending doom than the dog in the last Caption Monkey.

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Where did you hide my toy?!!

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Starting at the tender age of 7, Spartan boys are trained to kill...starting with sumo wrestlers!

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The learning curve and KunPo's Sumo school wasn't so much a curve, as it was a very steep "pass or be flattened" cliff.

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GO TOMMY, GO!

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Sisyphus' second choice.

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SPARTANS, PUSH!

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My parents are watching, just this once, pretend you're Tattoo and see the plane...

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East Rapesquelchiqua, Central FlA: "Sisyphus Jr. takes up the family business, fuggin' wit Huey-Zawa, the radioactive 7-year old of their carny neighbors."

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On the news : the famous Kobe siamese tweens are training for the Kyoto tournement.

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Na Na! nananananana katamari damacy ...

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In tonight's finale of The Biggest Loser. Who will win? and who will be eliminated? The final 2 contestants battle it out, Sumo style! Fight!

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Argh! I will fight the Taxman!

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kickstand

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tripod

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Freedom!

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After years of therapy, Ralph the Japanese American found his "inner child". Unfortunatly, after seeing what Bush has done to the U.S. for the past 7 years, his inner child tried to return deeper than before.

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"Oh, the huge man-tity!!!"

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There is no might where will survives.

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"no yasuki,i just cant find that penny!?"

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likl haole boy waan beef?

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Sometimes the first one is the best - congrats to Sky #1 for the winning comment!

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i know my keys are in here somewhere

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Gentleman alex, we need to buy the photo of the supreme one that appears aui it(he,she) is for an advertisement of magazine, please you send the value and one and mail of contact, thank you very much Henry

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How's that diet working out for you

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if you dont eat your meat you cant have any pudding
if u dont have any pudding than you cant eat your meat!

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me parese muy chido lo de el sumo

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Trust your feelings, Luke!

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WE FOUND OSAMA!!!!!

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Where the hell did that pencil go?

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Where you sleep!!

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heads up!

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