Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.
Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.
Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.
Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of “Matter†plus “Anti-Matter†plus “It Doesn't Matterâ€.
There are lots more laws. They make perfect sense to cats and people who live with cats. Link -via the Presurfer
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What about the Law of Cat Decomposition?
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.
Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.
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