How do you compute the volume of a cat?
Dunking it in water doesn't work-- you only get the volume of the rat-like creature that lives inside the cat; much like the feeble alien within a Dalek. (And, if your answer had anything to do with contour integrals, get real.)
Find out how Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories did it, and the volume of this cat. Link
- close box with packing tape
- make a few holes using sharp pencil (can be the one with the seed!)
- add mailing stamp
- write random address
- mail box
- pop the question "will it blend, that is the question?"
- press the button... "yes it blends!"
- pour the cat in the measuring cup
et voila!
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do not try this at home kids. Rather at the neighbors!
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I love http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=558999366086187707
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Wit the recient NSA funding cuts, local students are asked to pretend they can and cannot see the cat.