There are mathematically over 1 Trillion ways to tie your shoes, although I would imagine that almost all of them would look pretty silly. Luckily, Ian Fieggen has taken the guesswork out of finding the most unique combinations by assembling a list of 31 great shoelace ties - with instructions and comments for each. See all 31 methods at Ian's Shoelace Site.
I have a better way to tie shoelaces than anything you could do. But its a secret only shared with top celebrities, so you will never get it. Anyways... nice try.
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