How Do You Mow a Giant Wall of Grass?

The obvious solution to this is to train geckos to eat grass.

Now I'm confused.

And I think goats would be better than cows. You could strap magnetic space boots on them, and magnetize the building.

Now that would be cool.

Cows with anti-gravity boots, duh!

These hard-line BTQ enforcers go around desecrating any blog that uses the common meaning of "beg the question." If it "passes over or ignores a question by assuming it to be established," which, at least to some degree, the statement about the grass walls does to the question of how they are mowed, it begs the question, according to Webster's. Stand firm about punctuation, but let usage and grammar change and flow--it's what makes language beautiful. Do not cave to the demands of the prescriptivists, I *beg* you.

Apparently I was guilty of BTQ Abuse and didn't even know it!