You can't make this stuff up, folks:
The Spanish newspaper Ideal Gallego reports today on one of the strangest traffic offences ever to be seen in Spain.
It happened last Friday when drivers on the motorway in Ferrol were surprised to see a disabled man travelling along the road in his motorised bed.
The paper says that 42 year old Antonio Navarro, who is 95% disabled, and who drives and controls his motorised bed with his mouth, had got drunk and was intending to visit ‘Jade’ a local whorehouse, but took a wrong turning off a local roundabout.
http://www.typicallyspanish.com/news/publish/article_10356.shtml - via Spluch