How better to celebrate a new life than to thrust your baby into the arms of a 400 lb sumo wrestler then force him or her to cry? On April 28th in Japan, 84 babies born in 2006 were subjected to the Baby Crying Contest.
The event was supposed to bring good health and growth, although there's no word on what the loudest baby won. Link via Random Citations
Bejus. That fat bastard on the left has fat rolls on his fat rolls.
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