Bizarro Caption Contest 2.

Thanks to Dan Piraro, we have another Bizarro caption contest. Funniest caption wins a Free Neatorama T-Shirt. Contest rule: one caption per comment, make it funny but please keep it civil. You can submit multiple comments.

Update 4/13/07: Wow! A lot of great stuff here, guys - Congrats to Sean Wagoner #11 who came up with the winning caption:

“On the weather forecast for the afternoon, clear, red skies with a chance of hellfire and brimstone.”