Security Scanner Can See Through Clothes

but ain't his tally whacker kinda small???

It's worse than this in the UK.
The government are drawing up plans to introduce this sort of scanner in street lamposts.

See http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6309917.stm

I've had to take to lining my underpants with tin-foil.

Marvin The Magnificent

If everyone gets cancer from these devices, do the terrorists win?

Now I'm wondering what the medical term was.

And about the whole "best light" of the poor naked man - you never know what it might look like when it's ready for action.

The article says "your doctor sees you naked all the time". I doubt that airport security staff will be as professional about it as doctors.

I predict a lot of ladies going through these things.

Just for the record, the asterisks above blocked a medical term for a bodily opening...not anything rude (despite the fact that the letter count could work for either!) ROFLM*O!