This went around the Internet a while ago: a weird video clip of an English language class in Japan. The topic is what to say if you're robbed, and if that's not weird enough, there's even an exercise routine to practice the sayings.
Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] - Thanks Dan!
CURSE YOU JAPANESE TELEVISION!
I love during the girl gets robbed, there is elevator music in the back ground.
Take anything you want? Indeed.