Here are some really bad Star Wars collectibles: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ashen1/ashen/menu/swars.htm
They missed out on the Star Wars Christmas Album (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/starwars-xmas/), where the Wookie track they did mention comes from. You can even download it and listen if it doesn't scare you too much.
Pulling tape out of C3PO's crotch...just the thought of it gives me nightmares. *shudder* Or wearing a big ol' picture of his face on the butt of a pair of Underoos. I remember those commercials...
...I better stop now, or I might need therapy.
--TwoDragons