Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
- Margaret Atwood
We kissed. She melted. Mop please!
- James Patrick Kelly
Don’t marry her. Buy a house.
- Stephen R. Donaldson
Cryonics: Disney thawed. Mickey gnawed. Omigawd.
- Eileen Gunn
Leia: "Baby's yours." Luke: "Bad news…"
- Steven Meretzky
Link | Quite a bit more, some very clever, at Metafilter.
Brilliant.
And there she goes bashing men in her six-word blurb.
I liked the Luke & Leia one.