Man Woke Up with Lightbulb in His Butt.
If you ever had a bad night, just remember it's not as bad as Fateh Mohammad's:Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus. ...&qu...
https://www.neatorama.com/2006/07/01/man-woke-up-with-lightbulb-in-his-butt/