Doctors in Yekaterinburg, Russia, found 3 needles in the brain of Gennady Varlamov, who complained of headaches.
His relatives at first thought the news was a joke, but the doctors said that the needles were real, although neither they nor Varlamov himself could explain how they got inside the patient’s skull.
Doctors also said that they had seen similar cases mentioned in medical literature. As a rule, people killed unwanted babies by pushing needles inside their heads — without an autopsy it was very hard to prove that the baby was murdered.
Yeah, if you live with needles in your brain for more than 6 months, you're common-law man and hardware. Not even a Philadelphia doctor can separate you.
BTW, check out artist Paul Laffoley's bio. During a "routine" CAT scan (I don't know about you, but I have never had a "routine" CAT scan) doctors found that he had a 3/8" metal rod stuck in his cranium. M.U.F.O.N. examined same and declared that aliens were conducting a nanotech 'speriment inside Laffoley's brain. Laffoley claims that this is the source for his work. The cheese has done slid off this boy's cracker.
Seriously! And kids- stay in school.
DON'T DO DRUGS!!!
BTW, check out artist Paul Laffoley's bio. During a "routine" CAT scan (I don't know about you, but I have never had a "routine" CAT scan) doctors found that he had a 3/8" metal rod stuck in his cranium. M.U.F.O.N. examined same and declared that aliens were conducting a nanotech 'speriment inside Laffoley's brain. Laffoley claims that this is the source for his work. The cheese has done slid off this boy's cracker.