no. 961 - @leslid79
1. Change last name to Crunch.2. Join the military.3. Work my way up to Captain.4. Become Captain Crunch.5. WIN LIFE
— Lesli (@leslid79) March 17, 2013
1. Change last name to Crunch.2. Join the military.3. Work my way up to Captain.4. Become Captain Crunch.5. WIN LIFE
— Lesli (@leslid79) March 17, 2013
Next time you're having a bad day just remember that alligators spend their whole lives looking like they're trying to do a push-up.
— Zachary? (@GreenishDuck) February 21, 2013
I would like to thank Tetris for providing me w/ the skills to jam as many dishes as possible in my dishwasher.
— Men's Humor (@MensHumor) March 14, 2013
Amish murderers get the acoustic chair.
— donni (@donni) July 30, 2011
Just woke up and scared the hell out of this mortician.on.fb.me/MWRXtJ
— JDCrowe2 (@Crowetoons) June 27, 2012