Handwashing Research Review

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Highlights from the handwashing literature
compiled by Alice Shirrell Kaswell, Improbable Research staff

Wash When Watched
“Effects of an Observer on Conformity to Handwashing Norm,” Darhl M. Pedersen, Sheila Keithly, and Karie Brady, Perceptual and Motor Skills, vol. 62, no. 1, February 1986, pp. 169–70.

Observed women after elimination in a public restroom to determine the effects of the presence or absence of an observer on the likelihood of handwashing. 18 of 20 subjects in the presence of another and 3 of 19 who were not observed washed. The difference in frequency of handwashing between the 2 groups was significant. Results suggest that handwashing after going to the bathroom appears to be a behavior that results primarily from social pressure.

Detail from the Jones handwashing technique analysis patent.

Handwashing Technique Analysis Method Patent
“Handwashing Technique Analysis,” U.S. patent #5,900,067, issued May 4, 1999 to C. Kerry Jones. The patent explains:

A handwashing medium which may be in liquid, cream, powder or spray form is provided with a detection agent such as an invisible fluorescent or phosphorescent additive, which combination is then rubbed onto one’s hands using the individual’s handwashing technique. The individual’s hands are rinsed with water as in the normal handwashing  fashion and the hands are then exposed to an activating agent such as an ultraviolet (UV) light source where the invisible detection agent is fluorescent. Areas missed during handwashing retain the fluorescent additive and are clearly visible due to fluorescence.

Further detail from the Jones handwashing technique analysis patent.

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It's been flipped to push the idea that it's been modified, so it can't be pulled down by FOX for copywrite infringement. It could be worse, it could be recorded off a TV onto a camcorder.
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I've always assumed that Youtube had a system to auto-identify certain clips that contain copyrighted materials. I uploaded a video that had 20ish seconds from Avatar, and it was marked as potential copyright infringement immediately after uploading.
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I think I may have enjoyed the parody more if they had the characters singing the song. Even if Lisa had been the main vocalist, I think more would have been added to the whole experience.
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IANACopyright Lawyer, but I'm skeptical of how effective mirror-flipping the video would actually be in an infringement challenge. There have been cases of far more dissimilar items being ruled against for fair use or separate copyright than this. I expect this to be taken down as readily as non-flipped images (though I'm eager for any contrary evidence).
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This is so funny b/c a local college here - Boston University did a lip dub to the same song a few weeks ago! Check it out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSHV8SJ_K_A
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I'm with Medlir on this one—the fact that the show might have promoted this song, when in the past they referenced Thomas Pynchon and featured Sonic Youth as guest stars, is really disheartening.
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I have been a loyal Simpsons fan my entire life (literally, since I'm 23 and I've been watching it since I was a toddler) and there were a couple years around Season 17 that were not funny at all, but they are funny and amazing again! Much funnier than this season of South Park...
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Medir, James, Emmakete- back when the Simpsons were referencing bands such as Sonic Youth, that band was in the eyes of popular culture. Now, this song is pop culture, and the Simpsons put their spin on it. This is how they work, this is how they're still on the air.

I think you're disheartened because the things you liked years ago aren't popular culture.

Just enjoy it. I thought it was funny and I don't care for that song, either.
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