These are 100% honest-to-goodness headlines. Can you figure out what they were trying to say?
State Population to Double by 2040; Babies to Blame
Astronaut Welcomes Baby from Space
Parking Lot Floods When Man Bursts
Elderly Woman Found Using GPS
Indiana Guardsman Gets 2 Years in Ohio Bomb Case
Bans on Children Aim to Stop Swine Flu Spread
Road Rage Leads Police to Murder Victim’s Boyfriend
VIDEO: QUEEN VISITS IRISH NATIONAL STUD MYSTIC EVACUATED; COWS DIE
28M Gallons of Sewage into Mianus
Most Doctors Agree Breathing Regularly Is Good for You
Editor’s Wife Rented to 2 Suspects, FBI Says
Scientists Decode Why Humans Are Intelligent Than Chimps
Navy SEALs Responsible for Getting Osama Bin Laden to Be Honored at 9/ 11 Museum
Lawmakers Disagree Over Why They Can’t Agree
For Most, Water Is a Good Hydrating Drink
BISHOPS AGREE SEX ABUSE RULES
Solar System Plagued Again by Thieves
Big Rig Carrying Fruit Crashes on 210 Freeway, Creates Jam
REPORTERS RETURN TO TIBET AFTER RIOTING
Barbershop Singers Bring Joy to School for Deaf
Authorities Pursue Man Running with Scissors
Sultan Woman with Dog’s Head Taken to Hospital
HAY NOT PLEASED WITH SLUMPING PP
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