The Tree And The Raccoon - A Sweet Yet Superheroic Origin Story


The Tree and the Raccoon by Pigboom

Everyone who has seen Rocket and his barky pal Groot in battle thinks of them as fierce warriors, but if you could have seen them when they met you would have gone squee! The two of them were such cute little critters, so wide eyed and full of hope for the future, but then that mad titan came along and changed their lives forever. We tend to see Guardians as gruff, grim and full of fire, but before they get a giant sized chip on their shoulder they were just like any other young being in the universe, carefree and content to play fox and hound in the forest all day.

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Hey, the anti-terrorist truck is what goes around with the president's limo =D discovery channel has a pretty good film on that ; ]

Oh, and the syringe thing, it was used in a movie and i can't remember the title!
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Well the truck kinda reminds me of the humvees with the gunner turret.

The 'toilet suit' is actually kinda neat, and is something I can use on the job.

The ventilation system on the airplane that gasses everyone unconscious is also an interesting concept, though as we all know it is highly unpredictable and dangerous as that massacre in the Russian theater proved.
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Hasn't Russia had missile trains for decades? Wikipedia shows prior art from 1969.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RT-23_Molodets

Of course I'm a noob when it comes to international patent law, so if we can go patent russian inventions, I call dibs on Tesla's work.
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Umm... no? Strapping every airline passenger with a syringe full of narcotics in case their HR/BP go above certain levels is not what I'd call a good idea.

A truck with a gun turret? Great for war, but name me one terrorist who has ever run around the streets of America with explosives strapped to them, screaming, "Shoot me! I'm totally about to blow some shit up!"

A railroad missile system? That just screams, "Steal me!" Besides, I see a train derail in the US about once a month. What if every time it happened, we had to worry about whether a NUCLEAR MISSILE had been stolen.

I could go on, but rest assured bean, while a few of these have some minor use, I doubt in my heart of hearts that anyone will ever be saved by an explosion containment net.
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wasn't the mobile rail-bound missile system already envisioned and nearly implemented as part of the MX Missile Program during the administration of the late great Ronald Reagan?
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What if a terrorist puts an IED in the toilet part of your bio-suit? Think people, think.

Medium east is making my eyes water still. From laughing, not poison gas.
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"Hasn’t Russia had missile trains for decades"
Hey! not the same thing at all, our trains carry intercontintal ballistic missles while theirs simply carry bombs.
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Why does the net operator only have one leg? The first prototype must not have worked. And, I don't think it is a hippie but rather a person asking for change.
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Of course I’m a noob when it comes to international patent law, so if we can go patent russian inventions, I call dibs on Tesla’s work.
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Thomas Edison already did that :-)
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Here's the actual patent on the incapacitating gas... it seems to be the only one with some potential beyond comedic value! :)
http://www.google.com/patents?id=Kq8JAAAAEBAJ&dq=6499693
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Dillon Aero makes an SUV with a 7.62mm Minigun (electrically-driven Gatling Gun)called the "Q" Car, which very much resembles the "Anti-Terrorist Truck." Great video of the "Q" in action on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D6PUD66UMc
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This is a prime example of how the patent system needs to be rebooted. *sighs*

I'm a government scientist by trade and it abhors me that there is very little in the way of technical/engineering analysis of these fantasies and implementation is another problem no one seems to think about. Not to mention the prior art.

Trap door on a plane? Hah! Everyone knows that there is a cubic butt-ton of empty space in the underbelly of a airliner. Surely we can squeeze a prison cell in there!

*Poster slaps forehead*

P.S. The feud between Tesla and Edison is an interesting read. It's a shame the real geniuses aren't backed by the J.P. Morgan money machine.
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Bah, my "sarcasm" tags were stripped by the comment system. In case the batteries are low on anyone's sarcasm detector, the third paragraph in my above post was meant with to be read as sarcastic prose.

Also, come on! A Kevlar net that will remain anchored to the ground during an approximately 100 atm (~1500 psi, 10 MPa) blast front? I don't think so. You'd basically be adding more debris to be thrown about.

I mourn the death of scientific thought and reasoning. I suppose it's for the best, really. It's been suffering for such a long time.
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Trap door on a plane? Snakes?? Why waste time with snakes? Just rig up another trap door to the outside world and drop the bad guys into the ocean from 35,000 feet
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Why a pit under the trap door. Can't it be a sluice. After the terrorist is trapped, the trap door closes and another trap door opens which forwards him outside. Have a good flight!
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what great concepts, the bathroom in a suit is just funny, but I love the 'solid snake' concept taking down the suicide bomber. notice how the bomber is some hippy with long hair, and some sort of headband, must be an old illustration when the government wanted to scare people away from those 'free thinkers'.
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I am 18 years old.i am studying in i.t. Engineering. I am from gujarat. I want to join antiterrorist force. But i can not found any way. Can you give me some guidence or any websites?
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Why don't we nuke terrorist countries like Pakistan and end this all at once. Now it has been proven that Pakistan government helps terrorist camps. They also are making an Islamic bomb against western countries.
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Biohazard Suit with Built-In Toilet

I dont think Potential Complication would be wiping the back... This is because the specification reads, "the waste collector has interior portions which are soft to serve as toilet tissue"

The potential complication that I see is that the suit is typically for males... Females wearing it cant use it to dispose urines as their phisiology is differently modelled!!
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I have developed a bio-chemical anti-terrorist device called the"Gas Attack Filter" for use in the U.S.A and am looking for someone (across the pond) to help develop, produce and market. Are you interested
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