Could it be? Is it really? Yes, it's a . . . toaster!
What is going to make you happy in life? Time-saving home appliances. Flashbak rounded up advertisements from the 1940s, 50s, and 60s showing women overcome with joy upon receiving or using new advanced vacuum cleaners, ovens, and refrigerators. As these paired ads from Toastmaster prove, the more pieces of toast that you can toast simultaneously, the happier you will be.
I've driven cars as cheap as $100 used... and they drove about as well as a trying to ride a $100 appliance like a stand mixer or washing machine down the street.