Like all men of quality, Ali has a sword. It’s a heavy scimitar appropriate for slicing open head-sized round objects, such as watermelons. He did not anticipate the outcome, but nonetheless considers it to be something of a victory because the watermelon tasted good.
On reddit, Ali admits that he “didn’t quite think it through.” I disagree. The watermelon is safely placed in the center of a cutting board. Ali did just fine.
-via That’s Nerdalicious!
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Yeah, what a dum dum! You're supposed to put it on your reclining wife's tummy. Afterwards, show that you cut the melon but not your wife's tummy.
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Anything that ends in Internet notoriety can't be a complete failure!
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