Pattern Behavior

No Susie

I don’t want to play yo-yos

I’m into doorknobs now

You’re just a city boy

Your pants don’t even go in your shoes

Heh city boy

You’re from the city

The artwork on the covers of sewing patterns is always supposed to showcase the clothing, not the models. But the models were sometimes drawn in ways that make you wonder what they’re thinking. Wonder no more! The fairly new blog Pattern Behavior puts dialogue to those images. The captions are humorously odd, but they go perfectly with the humorously odd art. -via Everlasting Blort