You think that Leo, Mikey, Ralph, and Donnie are cool? You're wrong. Oh, sure, it starts out with good intentions. But as Twisted Doodles points out, that only leads to an increase in mutant turtles--not all of whom are ninjas. Yes, they could all become heroic ninjas. The trend certainly produces enough turtles for source material. But there remains only one Splinter.
Is your kid getting into The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Then do the right thing and change the channel.
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