Don't know your Double Windsor from your Pratt knots, but too embarrassed to buy clip ons? Knot a problem!
Maybe this Japanese necktie tying machine is for you. Take a look at how this clever little contraption loops and knots a tie before your very eyes. What an achievement, considering that there are 177,147 ways to tie a tie ...
I'll wait for the upgraded version which can surely do the Eldredge Knot (shown below):
See also: Three Exotic Necktie Knots to Try: The Eldredge Knot, The Trinity Knot, and The Cape Knot