Ridiculous Google Autocompletes Illustrated - Neatorama

Twaggies artists illustrate the funniest tweets on the web, but in this instance Josh Mecouch of Formal Sweatpants (previously on Neatorama) took to Google search autocompletes for inspiration. And boy, people search for some really, really, really strange things:

Never put jam on a magnet

Squirrels are the devil's oven mitts

Tomorrow I will scald myself with tea

Visit College Humor for a few more strange Google searches illustrated, including "poptarts are not kleenex" and "Americans think Obama is a cactus"

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"Never put jam on a magnet" isn't *that* weird - it's a quote from a very funny Eddie Izzard sketch about the 10 Commandments. You should also never put your granny in a bag or suck all the juice out of a vampire....

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"Tomorrow I will Scald Myself With Tea" is the title of a Czech (Nazi time-travel comedy) film from 1977.

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... So you wait Eugene...

Until the Fonze!

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Does absolutely nothing to dispel the notion of computer geeks as nerds.

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Heh, I thought it was cute :P

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It's good 'cos it's original - expect a flood of copycats shortly, none of whom will understand why theirs isn't funny.

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Even if theirs is funny, the second time around is just too much.

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We already saw something similar last year. Some dude did hi resume in Flash. This guy's a copycat.

A resume is supposed to be professional. This is as dumb as putting it on yellow paper to stand out.

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um ted....this fellows work is from 2008. so it is doubtful he has copied something from last year, which was 2009. unless he is indeed a time traveler as he jokingly said he was. professional? with credentials from MIT i'd say he can pretty much do what he wants.I bet he has a job now too. a pretty darn good one.

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Hey Ted, notice he's computer science? Ever see some of the more "creative" offices for the large CGI and internet services companies? Leads me to think if he wants to work somewhere like this they may appreciate his imagination and creativity coupled with his qualifications.

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Brett, my name is Timor and I own you!

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I have to agree with Brett though, for all the 'controversy' over the value of degrees, no one can deny that degrees from certain schools are more than worth their weight in gold. A technical/science degree from MIT has got to open doors anywhere and everywhere in the world, regardless of your personality and social skills.

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