Men, if you ever passed out drunk and woke up to find your so-called-friends had taken unflattering photos, consider yourself lucky. At least you woke up ... uhm, "intact."
Not such luck for Geraldo Ramos. The 64-year-old man from Santiago, Dominican Republic, woke up after a night of heavy drinking without his penis. According to local TV station Noticisas Sin, neighbors told Ramos that he was attacked by a dog. Ramos, on the other hand, had no recollection that he was deprived of his manhood by man's best friend.
If indeed that was the case, it wouldn't be the first time in recent past that something like this happened - last month, a paralyzed man in Arkansas woke up to find his new puppy was snacking on him.
Regardless of who took his penis, Ramos considered the incident as a wake up call for him and planned to quit boozin' in the future.