The brilliant and aptly named redditor ILikeWhereThisIsGoin works at a Dairy Queen. Two days ago, he made history by pouring modified soft serve ice cream into a reshaped waffle cone and adding chocolate syrup.
I'd go to my local Dairy Queen and ask them to make me one, but I'm boycotting it until they get soft serve ice cream dispensers that I can fit my head under. That's just basic customer service.
That is all.