Deer Antler Bicycle Handlebar

[Edited for language - admin] If everything you did was predicated upon safety; you wouldn't cycle at all.

Cycling on city street is usually dangerous to the cyclist. In this case, the danger is reversed: now it's the cyclist that's dangerous!

BTW I removed that "1" from your username, Nick

That makes sense. So, what we need is a handlebar with attached chainsaws!

Actually if I may Brandon, the last thing you want in a zombie infested world is something that is going to stick the zombies to you. You want to deflect them and throw them to the side and out of the way like a snow plow ideally, whereas this would have them all up in your grill in a manner of speaking and that would kinda such haha.