Are you sick of people telling you that Valentine's Day is right around the corner? Does the thought of a heart shaped box of chocolates make you want to gag? Show your disdain for Valentine's Day and Valentine's Day candy with the mint flavored Underpants Sucker from the NeatoShop. This delicious pair of edible tighty whities on a stick is the perfect way to tell people to eat your shorts and keep your breath minty fresh.
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October 7th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I can go to just about any Christian church around here and find myself among apocalyptic cultists."
Ding.
FTA: "Jesus will return to heaven with the most righteous 144,000 souls."
This actually is taken from Christian Dogma, with some branches of Christianity also believing that the 144,000 number is the tally of those who get to ascend to heaven.
All religions are cults. The most popular ones are the only ones who have enough people to shout back saying theirs is not one.
You don't even have to be an atheist to see this. I know many agnostic and "spiritual but not religious" people who simply accept there can and may be a higher power and the best thing to do is just to live an honourable life. Can't argue with that.