Police in Norwich, Norfolk, England, are looking for two Oompa-Loompas in connection with an assault on a 28-year-old man, who was left with cuts, bruises, and two black eyes. The man was assaulted as he was leaving a kebab shop.
"Police are seeking a group of four people, two of whom were dressed as Oompa-Loompas, who attacked a male on a night out," a spokesman for Norfolk police said.
"Two of the males were dressed as Oompa-Loompas from [the Roald Dahl book] Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, with painted orange faces and dyed green hair and were wearing hooped tops."
The spokesman added: "One of the males in the group then pushed the victim to the floor before he got up. He was then hit on the head, fell to the floor and hit again."
Anyone with information is urged to call the Norfolk police. Link -via Arbroath
Go into hiding, try not to get caught.
Know what'll happen if you're judged. At. Fault?
You'll be packing fudge in pri - son.
Oompa-loompa, doopa dee-doo.
(I'm sorry. So, so sorry.)