Put those corn cob holders away. What you need is an electric drill and a quarter inch bit. Just stick the cob on the bit, place the corn by your mouth, then turn on the drill.
-via Yababoon
Put those corn cob holders away. What you need is an electric drill and a quarter inch bit. Just stick the cob on the bit, place the corn by your mouth, then turn on the drill.
-via Yababoon
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ouch
Hee hee hee, Uranus.
...Never mind.
God the Smell!!
O.k. Whom wants to toss Salad!
*OUCH!*
So it's YOUR-anus, not your-ANUS? How does that help??
Maybe Futurama had the right idea - we should rename it to Urectum.
A proto-planet collided with YER-uh-nus?!
GADS!!
I propose the new name, Urectum!
Q: If humanoids live on earth, where do hemorrhoids live?
A: They live on Uranus (your anus).
Oh well. Those were the days.