Zombies Cannot Swim

If you needed an excuse to buy a boat, this is probably the best one. Insurance against the zombie apocalypse is just common sense. Link -via Alltop


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Depends. Fulci zombies can walk on the bottom of the body of water. IRL - a corpse will float as long as it continues to decompose. Sometimes they will make a big "burp" and then sink. But they will come back up as soon as more gasses are released during the decomposition. So if they are still a zombie and they do have coordination, they can probably do like a float and swim kind of deal. If you have a boat, just make sure the zombies floating by don't have arms.
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It would like to have one.. Plywood with a top face of balsa wood schould make it light and soft enough...

but it wont fit into my washing machine...
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