Neatorama Caption Contest: Bear in the Woods

Image: Provenance unknown (does anyone know the photographer or back story?) - via Arbroath

It's been a while since Neatorama's last Caption Contest, so let's get to it, shall we?

Funniest captions win neat stuff from the NeatoShop - here are the rules:

1. Write your caption in the comment section below. One caption per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you'd like (in separate comments).

2. Include your selection of a NeatoShop item from the Funny T-Shirt category. You can pick any item in stock, $25 or less.

3. Incomplete entries forfeit the prize, okay?

We'll pick 3 winners soon. Be sure to visit the NeatoShop and take a look around - your purchase helps support indie artists and this blog. Happy captioning!