Caption Contest: Crazy Cute Cuscus

Photo: Blake Everson/Originpng - via Trekearth and Arbroath

Hello, Neatoramanauts! Welcome to a new weekly caption contest series with fun prizes from the NeatoShop. Every week on Monday, we'll put up a neat and wonderful image and your job is to provide the funny.

But first, a bit about the photo above. Blake Everson or Origin Papua New Guinea took this wonderful photo of a boy holding a Cuscus, a marsupial native to the island of Papua New Guinea. Blake took the photo at a hunting camp, three days of rugged hike from the nearest road near Mt. Bosavi. Take a look at more marvelous photos (and info about PNG) over at Blake's website.

Now, onto the contest! The rules are simple:

1. Write your caption in the comment section below - make it funny! One caption per comment, please. You can enter as many captions as you'd like.
2. Include your selection of an item from the NeatoShop's Zombie Shop. You can pick any item in stock, $25 or less.
3. Incomplete entries forfeit the prize, mmkay?

May the funniest caption win! Ready, set, go!