Twisted Animated Parody Of Harry Potter - Neatorama

This cautionary parody of Harry Potter reminds us how important it is to say the proper words when casting a spell, and to stand back a ways from whatever object you're casting a spell upon!

It's short and straight to the point, with lots of animated blood for the cartoon gore lover in all of us...

--via Gizmodo

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awesome

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How about What's Wrong With Uranus?
Hee hee hee, Uranus.

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How about "Newest discovery has scientists wanting to send probe to Uranus"
...Never mind.

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Mine is not tilted!

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because of a horrible accident during the running of the bulls

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How about pronouncing it yu-RAH-ness ?

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And due to the unfortunate pronunciation it is unlikely that human astronauts will ever explore Uranus.

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"George Costanza Wallet explains why your anus is tilted"

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Well, maybe they can just explore Mianus River.

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Mass loss by Uranus causes tilt

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Your Anus not mine...

God the Smell!!

O.k. Whom wants to toss Salad!

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I would be remiss if I didn't mention this.

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Scientists have just discovered a new moon after extensive probing of Uranus, and are naming it "But Tholay", the correct spelling of which is "Butthole"

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A moon was ejected from Uranus??

*OUCH!*

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"the public does not appreciate that the emphasis should be on the first syllable"

So it's YOUR-anus, not your-ANUS? How does that help??

Maybe Futurama had the right idea - we should rename it to Urectum.

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*guffaws*

A proto-planet collided with YER-uh-nus?!

GADS!!

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HAHAHA... how innapropiate.

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I think it's time we change the name of Uranus to get rid of that stupid joke once and for all!

I propose the new name, Urectum!

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The alternate pronunciation is "urine-us", which doesn't get us very far from "ur-anus", does it. ha ha.

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Reminds me of high-school joke invented (?) by my brother ca. 1975:

Q: If humanoids live on earth, where do hemorrhoids live?
A: They live on Uranus (your anus).

Oh well. Those were the days.

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totally don't get how it could possibly be tilted *more* than 90 degrees relative to the solar system plane.

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