Things to Release at a Wedding Ceremony - Neatorama

If you're going to release a Kraken at your wedding, please send me an invitation! Found at Coolness Graphed. Link -via TYWKIWDBI

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According to a friend now raises pigeons most "doves"
at weddings and funerals are actually pigeons.
The cool part is most of the pigeons he sells fly
home when they are released and he can sell them
again.

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Actually, releasing birds at weddings often results in lost, starved, dead birds. Please read this article:

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/28/real-doves-for-the-i-do-its-best-if-you-dont/

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I'm now kicking myself for not having a kraken to release at my own wedding.

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what aoout the hounds? they forgot about releasing the hounds.

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The chart should have pointed out that releasing gas is very uncool.

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No ants?

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As neither a demigod nor a love interest for one, I think releasing the kraken at a wedding is a bad idea. It never works out well for people like me.

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So many possibilities. But Kraken was the best. Slightly better than the hounds.

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The chart should have pointed out that releasing gas is very uncool.

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what aoout the hounds? they forgot about releasing the hounds.

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I'm now kicking myself for not having a kraken to release at my own wedding.

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Actually, releasing birds at weddings often results in lost, starved, dead birds. Please read this article:

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/28/real-doves-for-the-i-do-its-best-if-you-dont/

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According to a friend now raises pigeons most "doves"
at weddings and funerals are actually pigeons.
The cool part is most of the pigeons he sells fly
home when they are released and he can sell them
again.

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