When you hooked that 600-pound marlin, you didn't realize you were just baiting the hook for even bigger fish. Sharks don’t care how much you paid for that deep-sea fishing excursion! -via I Am Bored
I have lived most of my life in Australia, but it still makes me laugh when I hear grown Aussie men swearing. Poor fish, at least the sharks are happy.
"I don't get this. Is Blernsball the exact same as Baseball?" "Baseball? God forbid!" "Face it Fry: Baseball was as boring as Mom and apple pie. That's why they jazzed it up." "Boring! Baseball wasn't.. Hm. So they finally jazzed it up?" -Futurama
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"Baseball? God forbid!"
"Face it Fry: Baseball was as boring as Mom and apple pie. That's why they jazzed it up."
"Boring! Baseball wasn't.. Hm. So they finally jazzed it up?"
-Futurama