Security Lock for Your Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream

Can't get into icecream? Follow these easy steps.
Step 1: Get knife
Step 2: Use knife to make big hole in bottom of paper tub of ice cream.
Step 3: Eat ice cream.

^That was my immediate thought as well.

If only you guys use your genius for good instead of crimes!

i haven't had Ben&jerry's ever since i herd they are against hunting and fishing. the way real people live.

I used to own a car that was particularly vulnerable to theft. Knock off the plastic around the steering column. Push a button, and the engine would start.

So for years, after I parked, I turned the wheel all the way in one direction. Then I attached a heavy chain between a center spoke of the steering wheel and the brake pedal. That way, if someone stole the car, he could only drive it in a circle.

He could still steal the car by cutting the chain, but it would be easier to just steal a different car. The ice cream pint lock does the same thing. It encourages a thief to steal a different pint of ice cream, which is hopefully a decoy rigged with explosives.