You know her as the damsel who's eternally in distress in the Super Mario Bros. video game franchise, but does anybody bother to ask her how she feels about needing to be saved all the time?
Princess Peach channels Lana Del Rey to tell you, in her own words, why she's sick of being an end game prize, and why she longs for the days when she starred as a playable character.
(barely NSFW due to language)
--via Kotaku