Stand Up To Cancer With Star Wars

Forget that, re-release the original theatrical versions and maybe I'd donate!

I've stopped donating to any sort of Cancer fund. The funding way outpaces the return. Cancer organizations have become bloated ticks that just want more money, and send back juuust enough results to keep their hands firmly in your pockets. We've thrown billions and billions at this problem and its still a work in progress. No amount of money is going to make the cure come any faster. If its out there, it'll be discovered way too slow to be of any use to me in my lifetime. Sorry you greedy bastards, you've jaded me hard.