If you're one of those people who love the smell of newsprint, rejoice: there's a candle out there with your name on it. Well, actually it has the New York Times' name on it. Designed by Tobias Wong, the newsprint scent was created by combining "hints of guaiacwood, cedar, musk, spice, with "a powdery note and velvet nuance". It can be yours for a mere $65.
Link via AdFreak
Overpriced - check.
Useless - check.
Cheesy in both function and fashion - check
Sounds like something the NeatoShop would sell.
(kidding, just kidding)