Modern love is best expressed with bacon, but for the traditionalist, there are always bacon roses. Instructables user kaptaink_cg explains how to make them. You'll need a broiling pan, a mini muffin pan, marbles, and a drill. It'll be necessary to actually destroy the muffin pan, but it'll be worth it.
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The global floral industry uses tons of pesticides and fertilizers.
Plus, my bacon is locally sourced and free range. I see my little bacon factories everyday on the way to work.
My bacon is cleaner than your flowers.